TELL US YOUR STORIES TODAY - Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
Today, I was going over to my friends house for dinner, (it was my birthday) when I walked in everyone yelled surprise and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me she said "wrong person guys, turn off the lights". STB
Publish by, nick on 08/03/2009
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway".STB
Publish by, melissa on 11/02/2009
A while ago, I need to ask Al to do some amends for me. So i was lazy and did not get off my chair instead I rolled myself across the office in my chair. In resulting in me been lazy I fell flat on my arse and a massive bruise which stayed with me for a couple of weeks!Don't me lazy lol! STB!
Publish by, Char on 04/11/2008
Today, I'm gone make a little shop for buy some biscuit, on the way back I realized that I've forgot my key in my room. STB
Publish by, Nico on 16/11/2008
This evening, I nearly burned the house down by not spiking a jacket potato with a fork. The kitchen filled with smoke after the potato set on fire inside the microwave! STB!
Publish by, Al on 25/11/2008
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. STB
Publish by, ... on 29/11/2008
I have a large bruise on my arm after today. I was playing park football and went down in a tackle near the touchline. It wasn't the falling that gave me the bruise - it was one of the spectators accidentally standing on me while I was on the floor! STB!
Publish by, Lewis on 08/12/2008
Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". STB
Publish by, Nil on 09/12/2008
Today, my plane to Geneva got a delay of 2h. STB
Publish by, nico on 20/12/2008
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. STB
Publish by, Ryan on 29/12/2008
