Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him "about a dollar?" He said "wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. STB
Publish by, Morgan on 04/02/2009
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- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
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Today I asked my 3 year old son to come to me so that I could put his jumper on. He looked me straight in the eyes, stuck his hand out towards me and said, "talk to the hand'cos the face don't wanna listen". STB.
Publish by, Victoria on 05/11/2008
I work in a pharmacy, and a pregnant woman came in asking for some strong painkillers. I told her that, as she was pregnant, I'd have to check with the chemist first. Turns out she wasn't pregant - she was just on the large side! STB.
Publish by, Brad on 08/11/2008
Today, in an attempt to go green and save money, I finally decided to use a cycle to travel to work today. After the first 20 minutes of smooth riding, I managed to break my right hand in two places and my bike will probably need to be replaced. STB
Publish by, oven on 09/11/2008
I typed a really long, heartfelt email to an old friend today. Checked it through, clicked 'send', thought nothing of it. Later, I realised that my friend was right next to 'Staff' in my address book - I'd sent it to everyone at work! STB.
Publish by, STBBB on 21/11/2008
Today, I just taped over a video of my son's primary school play... My wife doesn't know yet. STB!
Publish by, alex on 03/12/2008
Last night my six-year-old son came downstairs saying he couldn't sleep. I was sitting up reading, so I decided I'd let him sit with me for a few minutes. He asked to have the telly on, and without thinking, I turned it on... only to find that the channel it had been left on was showing a soft porn film! STB!
Publish by, jennifer on 05/12/2008
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. STB
Publish by, Lewis on 18/12/2008
Today, I interviewed for a call center job making $12/hr, the only job where they called back. I used to live in a doorman luxury apartment in Manhattan with a prime skyline view and clubhouse. That was last month. STB
Publish by, bank on 31/01/2009
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. STB
Publish by, toosmall on 01/02/2009
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my bir
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