Conditions of use
- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
Let's start !
Today I fell over in the middle of the street. Only one person out of the tens around came over to help me! STB!
Publish by, Nina on 02/12/2008
I did the lottery as usual this week and, to my astonishment, got four numbers! I was going to win a decent amount of money! Imagine the look on my face when I realised I was holding last week's ticket... STB.
Publish by, Jay on 06/12/2008
Today, my son laughed at me when I tried to get him to put a bit more effort into his schoolwork. His grandmother had sillily given him all my shitty school reports from when I was his age. STB
Publish by, Nala on 13/12/2008
Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. STB
Publish by, Nico on 18/12/2008
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. STB
Publish by, Eliot on 29/12/2008
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday's party with someone else's trousers. STB
Publish by, Bryan on 29/12/2008
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. STB
Publish by, anonym on 25/01/2009
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to my bed. STB
Publish by, nina on 30/01/2009
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. STB
Publish by, Lucy on 30/01/2009
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. STB
Publish by, noan on 05/03/2009