TELL US YOUR STORIES TODAY - Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. STB
Publish by, noan on 05/03/2009
Today, I wanted to have a good lunch with my wife before fasting for my surgery which I may not survive, she decided getting her hair cut was more important. I ate alone. STB
Publish by, Nick on 05/03/2009
Today, my head teacher was supposed to meet my father in order to talk about me. I arrived home with my teacher I shouted in the empty house, Dad! Dad! Where are you? Dad! And my dad, apparently stressed out by work, screamed back "I'm having a shit", obviously, my teacher heard everything, STB
Publish by, Jiji on 01/11/2008
Today, I was offered the type of job that I have been trying to get for the last 7 months. Problem was that it was to replace my friend, who gave them my CV. STB.
Publish by, anonym on 05/11/2008
Today, when I walked into work all of my co-workers were giggling and asking "How was YOUR night last night?". Last night I had sex for the first time with someone I'm seeing secretly (with good reason). That person is my boss. He told everyone. STB
Publish by, SEX on 23/03/2009
Today, a 32 year old man I had been dating for a few months, finally took me to his place. To my surprise, this bachelor had a huge and very clean home! Also, to my surprise, I met the REAL homeowner. His grandmother, who came home early. We were having sex on her couch at the time. STB
Publish by, x on 21/02/2009
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. STB
Publish by, ... on 29/11/2008
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. STB
Publish by, toosmall on 01/02/2009
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway".STB
Publish by, melissa on 11/02/2009
Today, I was going over to my friends house for dinner, (it was my birthday) when I walked in everyone yelled surprise and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me she said "wrong person guys, turn off the lights". STB
Publish by, nick on 08/03/2009
