I went out last night with a friend and kept buying her drinks, as I knew she'd not been out in ages. It backfired - she threw up on my shoes. STB.
Publish by, Nathan on 01/12/2008
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I called my girlfriend "mum" today. It did not go down well. STB!
Publish by, nooo on 01/12/2008
Today, I woke up myself and my new girlfriend by doing a massive fart in my sleep, which was the result of trying to hold in all my gas from the evening before. Life is better when you're single because you can fart when you want! Totally embarrassing, but luckily I didn't STB.
Publish by, Tommy J on 30/11/2008
Today, after a 6 months together, my boyfriend admitted to me that in bed I had as much an effect on him as a crossword puzzle. STB
Publish by, lola on 29/11/2008
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. STB
Publish by, ... on 29/11/2008
Today, I was carrying a huge box of DVDs, when I slipped. The DVDs flew everywhere, inluding one which hit me square on the forehead and has left a mark! STB.
Publish by, max on 27/11/2008
This evening, I nearly burned the house down by not spiking a jacket potato with a fork. The kitchen filled with smoke after the potato set on fire inside the microwave! STB!
Publish by, Al on 25/11/2008
I was driving to work on Friday, my car in dire need of a wash, when people kept hooting at me. I had no idea what I was doing wrong. When I arrived, I noticed someone had written "honk if you're horny" in the dirt on the back of the car! STB.
Publish by, LIZ on 25/11/2008
I was playing a gig last night. I arrived at the venue with everything - all my leads, a bunch of set-lists, some demo CDs to hand out... but I got the feeling something was missing. It was my guitar. STB.
Publish by, rod on 24/11/2008
I sent a letter to someone the other day. This morning, it came back through my letterbox. I wondered why it had been returned to sender, then I realised - somehow, I'd absent-mindedly written my own address on the envelope! STB.
Publish by, Justin on 23/11/2008
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my bir
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