TELL US YOUR STORIES TODAY - Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
Today, I gave a hand to a charming and sweet old lady to help her cross the road. Once over to the other side, she knocked into the edge of the sidewalk and I couldn't hold on to her. She screamed "You F***** son of a bitch!" at me. STB
Publish by, Bryan on 20/12/2008
Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. STB
Publish by, Lisa on 20/12/2008
Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. STB
Publish by, Nico on 18/12/2008
Today, my sweetheart came round to drop off some underwear which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. STB
Publish by, Dan on 18/12/2008
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. STB
Publish by, Lewis on 18/12/2008
Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole car was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. STB
Publish by, STB on 13/12/2008
Today, my son laughed at me when I tried to get him to put a bit more effort into his schoolwork. His grandmother had sillily given him all my shitty school reports from when I was his age. STB
Publish by, Nala on 13/12/2008
Today, I take a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday. I don't like it so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I say "Do you want some? I find it disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." STB
Publish by, Alex on 13/12/2008
Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. STB
Publish by, Lucy on 11/12/2008
Today, I argued with a boy from school over a girl. I didn't know he was a black belt judoka. I'm still in pain. STB
Publish by, dan on 11/12/2008
