Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. STB
Publish by, Ryan on 24/01/2009
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Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. STB
Publish by, Lolo on 24/01/2009
Today, I have seen the money I am owed held in Japanese yen fall in sterling value by £50, and it is set to continue to fall every day until that effing bint in Japan comes back from holiday and wires me the money: STB!!!
Publish by, Tommy on 07/01/2009
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday's party with someone else's trousers. STB
Publish by, Bryan on 29/12/2008
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. STB
Publish by, Eliot on 29/12/2008
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. STB
Publish by, Ryan on 29/12/2008
Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me four months ago, telling him to come back. His answer: "feeling-wise I won't come back to you, but sexually, why not". STB
Publish by, Penny on 29/12/2008
Today, I found out who'd been smoking MY weed in MY room. It wasn't my little brother. It was my parents. STB
Publish by, Arnold on 29/12/2008
I haven't slept all night as usual because I didn't get tired. But I usually go to my room at 4am before my dad wakes up which is usually around 4:30-5:00am... I didn't realise the time and... Well... Now my arm hurts -_-
Publish by, Lucy_H on 22/12/2008
Today, my plane to Geneva got a delay of 2h. STB
Publish by, nico on 20/12/2008
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my bir
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