Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response, "...I'd love to, but they're all dead." STB
Publish by, becker on 02/02/2009
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Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. STB
Publish by, looser on 01/02/2009
Today, my fiance "thought I should know" that she has a $125,000 student loan debt. STB
Publish by, Arnold on 01/02/2009
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". STB
Publish by, STB on 01/02/2009
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. STB
Publish by, toosmall on 01/02/2009
Today, I interviewed for a call center job making $12/hr, the only job where they called back. I used to live in a doorman luxury apartment in Manhattan with a prime skyline view and clubhouse. That was last month. STB
Publish by, bank on 31/01/2009
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. STB
Publish by, Nico on 31/01/2009
I got a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was "so do you want to keep the mullet?". What mullet?! STB
Publish by, richardson on 31/01/2009
Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said "really? Again??" STB
Publish by, nono on 30/01/2009
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. STB
Publish by, Lucy on 30/01/2009
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my bir
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