Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway".STB
Publish by, melissa on 11/02/2009
TELL US YOUR STORIES TODAY
Conditions of use
- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
Let's start !
Today, a customer at one of my tables left his phone number and a smiley face on the credit card slip. I was completely flattered until I looked at the bottom of the slip and realized that he had left me a $0.26 tip. STB
Publish by, pear on 10/02/2009
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. STB
Publish by, dan on 10/02/2009
Today, I went shopping at JCrew and got in line. When It was my turn, the cute cashier asked for my number. I responded "oh, I have a boyfriend." The cashier's response was "I need your number so JCrew can send you coupons."
Publish by, ninon on 10/02/2009
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". STB
Publish by, DC on 08/02/2009
Today, I had a flat tire I called my boyfriend of over a year and he told me that sucks while he was sitting at home 10 mins away from me. Instead a stranger helped me. STB
Publish by, Nil on 07/02/2009
Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him "about a dollar?" He said "wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. STB
Publish by, Morgan on 04/02/2009
Today, I realized that I know more about Paris Hilton's cervix than how my government is run. STB
Publish by, Lucy on 04/02/2009
Today, in biology class, I kept seeing a fly mosquito buzzing past my face and I kept trying to swat at it.. only to realize that it was a ceiling sprinkler that was about 10 feet away.. I have no depth perception. STB
Publish by, Nala on 04/02/2009
Today, I got an email from the local D
Publish by, Lisa on 02/02/2009
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my bir
READ MORE
