TELL US YOUR STORIES TODAY - Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
Today, I decided to take my umbrella as it was raining cats and dogs. While pulling it out of the drawer, I pressed the open button. The sharp end of the umbrella smacked me right in the chin. Result: 4 stitches and 4 dry hours in casualty. STB.
Publish by, Bryan on 06/11/2008
Yesteray was my first day at work, everything going was going well, I look at the computer clock: 5:15 Brilliant! Time to leave! When I arrived home I realized that in fact were 15:15 and that I was suposed to work until 17:15 (5:15pm versus 15:15). Today my boss gave my P45. STB
Publish by, Randy on 06/11/2008
Today I went to a good school friends 50th birthday party. I hadn't seen him for a few years and after a few beers we were chatting. A young lady caught my eye and I said to him, "have you seen the tits on her?", he replied, "yeah, it's my daughter". STB.
Publish by, Gav on 05/11/2008
Today, I was offered the type of job that I have been trying to get for the last 7 months. Problem was that it was to replace my friend, who gave them my CV. STB.
Publish by, anonym on 05/11/2008
Today, I got the giggles while messing about with my boyfriend and his mates. At the same time, I learned that after 8 months of pregnancy, involuntary urination isn't just something that happens to old ladies.STB
Publish by, Emma on 05/11/2008
Today, my mum bought me some Mickey Mouse shaped beefburgers for my meals. I am 20 years old. STB.
Publish by, Dilan on 05/11/2008
Today I asked my 3 year old son to come to me so that I could put his jumper on. He looked me straight in the eyes, stuck his hand out towards me and said, "talk to the hand'cos the face don't wanna listen". STB.
Publish by, Victoria on 05/11/2008
Today, my wife told me that l found her G spot . I was drunk and I can’t remember where it was, I’ve been looking for the last 18 years, STB.
Publish by, Lewis on 04/11/2008
Today my boss asked me some advice: "Do you know what the procedure is for firing someone on a fix term contract?" I'm the only person on a fix term contract in the office.STB
Publish by, Nico on 04/11/2008
A while ago, I need to ask Al to do some amends for me. So i was lazy and did not get off my chair instead I rolled myself across the office in my chair. In resulting in me been lazy I fell flat on my arse and a massive bruise which stayed with me for a couple of weeks!Don't me lazy lol! STB!
Publish by, Char on 04/11/2008
