Today, I was walking the dog earlier. He stopped suddenly and wouldn't carry on walking... it was only when my foot started to feel warm that I realised he was urinating on my shoe! STB.
Publish by, dav on 05/12/2008
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- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
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Today, I have seen the money I am owed held in Japanese yen fall in sterling value by £50, and it is set to continue to fall every day until that effing bint in Japan comes back from holiday and wires me the money: STB!!!
Publish by, Tommy on 07/01/2009
Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. STB
Publish by, Nick on 24/01/2009
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. STB
Publish by, anonym on 25/01/2009
Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said "really? Again??" STB
Publish by, nono on 30/01/2009
Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. STB
Publish by, looser on 01/02/2009
Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response, "...I'd love to, but they're all dead." STB
Publish by, becker on 02/02/2009
Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him "about a dollar?" He said "wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. STB
Publish by, Morgan on 04/02/2009
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." STB
Publish by, gretta on 11/02/2009
Today, I took an important decision, I decided to write a text to the girl I met 2 months ago to tell her that I'm going to split with my wife, problem I sent the text to my wife. Not the better way to find out.STB
Publish by, Richard on 01/11/2008
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my bir
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