Today i was late for my train, so i ran all the way until the train station. When I arrived i saw on the screen that the train had been canceled. STB
Publish by, Alan on 03/11/2008
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Today, my wife told me that l found her G spot . I was drunk and I can’t remember where it was, I’ve been looking for the last 18 years, STB.
Publish by, Lewis on 04/11/2008
Today, I have been wake up by a call from o2 for the second time. Would you like insurance with your phone? STB
Publish by, Zorro on 08/11/2008
Today, I went into the bank, and as I walked in a man asked me how I was. I proceeded to have a very odd conversation with him, before realising he was actually talking on a hands-free phone! STB.
Publish by, Lewis on 08/11/2008
Today, I was out shopping in the city where I kept getting stared at, longer than was comfortable. I stupidly thought it was because of the new shampoo I'd started using. Only when I got home did I see that a pigeon had taken a sh*t right on the crotch of my pants! STB
Publish by, Nick on 09/11/2008
Last night at a bar, I went to the loo. It wasn't until I'd been in there for a good fifteen or twenty seconds, and was wondering why there were no urinals, that I realised I was in the wrong toilets! STB.
Publish by, David on 19/11/2008
I typed a really long, heartfelt email to an old friend today. Checked it through, clicked 'send', thought nothing of it. Later, I realised that my friend was right next to 'Staff' in my address book - I'd sent it to everyone at work! STB.
Publish by, STBBB on 21/11/2008
I was driving to work on Friday, my car in dire need of a wash, when people kept hooting at me. I had no idea what I was doing wrong. When I arrived, I noticed someone had written "honk if you're horny" in the dirt on the back of the car! STB.
Publish by, LIZ on 25/11/2008
I went out last night with a friend and kept buying her drinks, as I knew she'd not been out in ages. It backfired - she threw up on my shoes. STB.
Publish by, Nathan on 01/12/2008
Tonight, I was planning to make a really nice meal for my partner... I put the chicken in the oven, I chopped the vegetables, steamed them, was all ready to start thinking about dishing up... then I realised the oven hadn't been on at all! STB!
Publish by, Emma on 03/12/2008
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my bir
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