I went out last night with a friend and kept buying her drinks, as I knew she'd not been out in ages. It backfired - she threw up on my shoes. STB.
Publish by, Nathan on 01/12/2008
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- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
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Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. STB
Publish by, Eliot on 29/12/2008
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday's party with someone else's trousers. STB
Publish by, Bryan on 29/12/2008
Today, a couple of mates and me have a reservation on this fancy restaurant to celebrate Chinese New Year. I found out that 80% of our money goes to the wine tasting event that they have, a free flow of gorgeous, decent wine all around. I'm allergic to fruit. I'll stick to my 20RMB water bottle. STB
Publish by, Dan on 25/01/2009
Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him "about a dollar?" He said "wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. STB
Publish by, Morgan on 04/02/2009
Today, a man fell on me on the bus, actually knocked both of us onto the floor of the bus which was very muddy, my jacket is ruined, i banged my head and they guy that fell on top of me wasnt skinny. stb
Publish by, nathaniel on 28/03/2010
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." STB
Publish by, gretta on 11/02/2009
Today, my wife told me that l found her G spot . I was drunk and I can’t remember where it was, I’ve been looking for the last 18 years, STB.
Publish by, Lewis on 04/11/2008
Today, a work colleague came in wearing her summer dress, slightly showing her legs. I asked her what the tattoo on her calf represented. It was varicose veins. STB
Publish by, nat on 06/11/2008
Today, I have been wake up by a call from o2 for the second time. Would you like insurance with your phone? STB
Publish by, Zorro on 08/11/2008
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my bir
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