Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. STB
Publish by, Lewis on 18/12/2008
TELL US YOUR STORIES TODAY
Conditions of use
- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
Let's start !
Today, my plane to Geneva got a delay of 2h. STB
Publish by, nico on 20/12/2008
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. STB
Publish by, Ryan on 29/12/2008
Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. STB
Publish by, Nick on 24/01/2009
Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". STB
Publish by, Lucy on 26/01/2009
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. STB
Publish by, Lucy on 30/01/2009
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". STB
Publish by, STB on 01/02/2009
I was having an in-depth, heated debate with a friend yesterday. My argument was somewhat let down by my walking into a lamp-post halfway through. STB!
Publish by, Rob on 20/11/2008
I typed a really long, heartfelt email to an old friend today. Checked it through, clicked 'send', thought nothing of it. Later, I realised that my friend was right next to 'Staff' in my address book - I'd sent it to everyone at work! STB.
Publish by, STBBB on 21/11/2008
Today, I was carrying a huge box of DVDs, when I slipped. The DVDs flew everywhere, inluding one which hit me square on the forehead and has left a mark! STB.
Publish by, max on 27/11/2008
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my bir
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