TELL US YOUR STORIES TODAY - Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
Yesteray was my first day at work, everything going was going well, I look at the computer clock: 5:15 Brilliant! Time to leave! When I arrived home I realized that in fact were 15:15 and that I was suposed to work until 17:15 (5:15pm versus 15:15). Today my boss gave my P45. STB
Publish by, Randy on 06/11/2008
I was having an in-depth, heated debate with a friend yesterday. My argument was somewhat let down by my walking into a lamp-post halfway through. STB!
Publish by, Rob on 20/11/2008
Today, I was carrying a huge box of DVDs, when I slipped. The DVDs flew everywhere, inluding one which hit me square on the forehead and has left a mark! STB.
Publish by, max on 27/11/2008
Today, I just taped over a video of my son's primary school play... My wife doesn't know yet. STB!
Publish by, alex on 03/12/2008
Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole car was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. STB
Publish by, STB on 13/12/2008
Today, my plane to Geneva got a delay of 2h. STB
Publish by, nico on 20/12/2008
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. STB
Publish by, Eliot on 29/12/2008
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday's party with someone else's trousers. STB
Publish by, Bryan on 29/12/2008
Today, a couple of mates and me have a reservation on this fancy restaurant to celebrate Chinese New Year. I found out that 80% of our money goes to the wine tasting event that they have, a free flow of gorgeous, decent wine all around. I'm allergic to fruit. I'll stick to my 20RMB water bottle. STB
Publish by, Dan on 25/01/2009
Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". STB
Publish by, Lucy on 26/01/2009
