Today i was late for my train, so i ran all the way until the train station. When I arrived i saw on the screen that the train had been canceled. STB
Publish by, Alan on 03/11/2008
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Today, well actually last night, I brought a nice bloke home. It was an unbelievable night together, and I said to myself that I’d finally found a decent boyfriend. This morning, looking through his text messages, I see “You owe me 50 quid, she’s a real ginger”. STB.
Publish by, Ana on 04/11/2008
Today, my mum bought me some Mickey Mouse shaped beefburgers for my meals. I am 20 years old. STB.
Publish by, Dilan on 05/11/2008
Yesteray was my first day at work, everything going was going well, I look at the computer clock: 5:15 Brilliant! Time to leave! When I arrived home I realized that in fact were 15:15 and that I was suposed to work until 17:15 (5:15pm versus 15:15). Today my boss gave my P45. STB
Publish by, Randy on 06/11/2008
I recently left a slightly rude message on my girlfriend's phone. But when she checked her messages, her mobile was on speakerphone. Her mum was in the room. ARGH! STB.
Publish by, Dunno on 12/11/2008
Today was my last notice day of work, i still don't know what to do. STB
Publish by, Rod on 17/11/2008
Last night, I was having an odd dream. Can't quite remember what happened in it now, but at one point it involved jumping. Then I woke up - and had fallen out of bed! STB.
Publish by, jery on 20/11/2008
Last night my six-year-old son came downstairs saying he couldn't sleep. I was sitting up reading, so I decided I'd let him sit with me for a few minutes. He asked to have the telly on, and without thinking, I turned it on... only to find that the channel it had been left on was showing a soft porn film! STB!
Publish by, jennifer on 05/12/2008
Today, I take a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday. I don't like it so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I say "Do you want some? I find it disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." STB
Publish by, Alex on 13/12/2008
Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole car was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. STB
Publish by, STB on 13/12/2008
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my bir
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