Today was my last notice day of work, i still don't know what to do. STB
Publish by, Rod on 17/11/2008
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- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
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Last night, I was having an odd dream. Can't quite remember what happened in it now, but at one point it involved jumping. Then I woke up - and had fallen out of bed! STB.
Publish by, jery on 20/11/2008
I called my girlfriend "mum" today. It did not go down well. STB!
Publish by, nooo on 01/12/2008
Last night my six-year-old son came downstairs saying he couldn't sleep. I was sitting up reading, so I decided I'd let him sit with me for a few minutes. He asked to have the telly on, and without thinking, I turned it on... only to find that the channel it had been left on was showing a soft porn film! STB!
Publish by, jennifer on 05/12/2008
Today, I take a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday. I don't like it so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I say "Do you want some? I find it disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." STB
Publish by, Alex on 13/12/2008
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. STB
Publish by, Lewis on 18/12/2008
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. STB
Publish by, Ryan on 29/12/2008
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. STB
Publish by, Lucy on 30/01/2009
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". STB
Publish by, STB on 01/02/2009
Today, well actually last night, I brought a nice bloke home. It was an unbelievable night together, and I said to myself that I’d finally found a decent boyfriend. This morning, looking through his text messages, I see “You owe me 50 quid, she’s a real ginger”. STB.
Publish by, Ana on 04/11/2008
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my bir
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