TELL US YOUR STORIES TODAY - Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
Today, I decided to take my umbrella as it was raining cats and dogs. While pulling it out of the drawer, I pressed the open button. The sharp end of the umbrella smacked me right in the chin. Result: 4 stitches and 4 dry hours in casualty. STB.
Publish by, Bryan on 06/11/2008
Today, in an attempt to go green and save money, I finally decided to use a cycle to travel to work today. After the first 20 minutes of smooth riding, I managed to break my right hand in two places and my bike will probably need to be replaced. STB
Publish by, oven on 09/11/2008
Today, after a 6 months together, my boyfriend admitted to me that in bed I had as much an effect on him as a crossword puzzle. STB
Publish by, lola on 29/11/2008
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to my bed. STB
Publish by, nina on 30/01/2009
Today, a customer at one of my tables left his phone number and a smiley face on the credit card slip. I was completely flattered until I looked at the bottom of the slip and realized that he had left me a $0.26 tip. STB
Publish by, pear on 10/02/2009
Today my boss asked me some advice: "Do you know what the procedure is for firing someone on a fix term contract?" I'm the only person on a fix term contract in the office.STB
Publish by, Nico on 04/11/2008
I work in a pharmacy, and a pregnant woman came in asking for some strong painkillers. I told her that, as she was pregnant, I'd have to check with the chemist first. Turns out she wasn't pregant - she was just on the large side! STB.
Publish by, Brad on 08/11/2008
I called my girlfriend "mum" today. It did not go down well. STB!
Publish by, nooo on 01/12/2008
Today, I just taped over a video of my son's primary school play... My wife doesn't know yet. STB!
Publish by, alex on 03/12/2008
Today, I had a go at my girlfriend, because she never makes any decision in our relationship and I always have to decide for us. She took a decision, she broke up with me. STB
Publish by, Leni on 02/11/2008
