Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. STB
Publish by, Little_bunny on 23/03/2009
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Today, a customer at one of my tables left his phone number and a smiley face on the credit card slip. I was completely flattered until I looked at the bottom of the slip and realized that he had left me a $0.26 tip. STB
Publish by, pear on 10/02/2009
Today my boss asked me some advice: "Do you know what the procedure is for firing someone on a fix term contract?" I'm the only person on a fix term contract in the office.STB
Publish by, Nico on 04/11/2008
Today, I got the giggles while messing about with my boyfriend and his mates. At the same time, I learned that after 8 months of pregnancy, involuntary urination isn't just something that happens to old ladies.STB
Publish by, Emma on 05/11/2008
Today, in an attempt to go green and save money, I finally decided to use a cycle to travel to work today. After the first 20 minutes of smooth riding, I managed to break my right hand in two places and my bike will probably need to be replaced. STB
Publish by, oven on 09/11/2008
Today, after a 6 months together, my boyfriend admitted to me that in bed I had as much an effect on him as a crossword puzzle. STB
Publish by, lola on 29/11/2008
Today, I had a go at my girlfriend, because she never makes any decision in our relationship and I always have to decide for us. She took a decision, she broke up with me. STB
Publish by, Leni on 02/11/2008
Today, my mum bought me some Mickey Mouse shaped beefburgers for my meals. I am 20 years old. STB.
Publish by, Dilan on 05/11/2008
I work in a pharmacy, and a pregnant woman came in asking for some strong painkillers. I told her that, as she was pregnant, I'd have to check with the chemist first. Turns out she wasn't pregant - she was just on the large side! STB.
Publish by, Brad on 08/11/2008
I recently left a slightly rude message on my girlfriend's phone. But when she checked her messages, her mobile was on speakerphone. Her mum was in the room. ARGH! STB.
Publish by, Dunno on 12/11/2008
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my bir
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