Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me four months ago, telling him to come back. His answer: "feeling-wise I won't come back to you, but sexually, why not". STB
Publish by, Penny on 29/12/2008
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Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. STB
Publish by, Little_bunny on 23/03/2009
I did the lottery as usual this week and, to my astonishment, got four numbers! I was going to win a decent amount of money! Imagine the look on my face when I realised I was holding last week's ticket... STB.
Publish by, Jay on 06/12/2008
Today, I went shopping at JCrew and got in line. When It was my turn, the cute cashier asked for my number. I responded "oh, I have a boyfriend." The cashier's response was "I need your number so JCrew can send you coupons."
Publish by, ninon on 10/02/2009
Today, I make the most important exam of my life, and last night my neighbor makes the biggest party of his life. I'm completely fucked up and I've certainly failed my exam. STB
Publish by, Ashia on 10/11/2008
I have a large bruise on my arm after today. I was playing park football and went down in a tackle near the touchline. It wasn't the falling that gave me the bruise - it was one of the spectators accidentally standing on me while I was on the floor! STB!
Publish by, Lewis on 08/12/2008
Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". STB
Publish by, Nil on 09/12/2008
Today, I found out who'd been smoking MY weed in MY room. It wasn't my little brother. It was my parents. STB
Publish by, Arnold on 29/12/2008
Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. STB
Publish by, DAN on 27/01/2009
Today, I got the giggles while messing about with my boyfriend and his mates. At the same time, I learned that after 8 months of pregnancy, involuntary urination isn't just something that happens to old ladies.STB
Publish by, Emma on 05/11/2008
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my bir
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