TELL US YOUR STORIES TODAY - Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
Today, me and couple of friends were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car at 30 that had stopped to help her. STB
Publish by, Brook on 23/03/2009
Today, I went shopping at JCrew and got in line. When It was my turn, the cute cashier asked for my number. I responded "oh, I have a boyfriend." The cashier's response was "I need your number so JCrew can send you coupons."
Publish by, ninon on 10/02/2009
I did the lottery as usual this week and, to my astonishment, got four numbers! I was going to win a decent amount of money! Imagine the look on my face when I realised I was holding last week's ticket... STB.
Publish by, Jay on 06/12/2008
Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". STB
Publish by, Nil on 09/12/2008
Today, I found out who'd been smoking MY weed in MY room. It wasn't my little brother. It was my parents. STB
Publish by, Arnold on 29/12/2008
Today, I decided to take my umbrella as it was raining cats and dogs. While pulling it out of the drawer, I pressed the open button. The sharp end of the umbrella smacked me right in the chin. Result: 4 stitches and 4 dry hours in casualty. STB.
Publish by, Bryan on 06/11/2008
Today, I make the most important exam of my life, and last night my neighbor makes the biggest party of his life. I'm completely fucked up and I've certainly failed my exam. STB
Publish by, Ashia on 10/11/2008
I have a large bruise on my arm after today. I was playing park football and went down in a tackle near the touchline. It wasn't the falling that gave me the bruise - it was one of the spectators accidentally standing on me while I was on the floor! STB!
Publish by, Lewis on 08/12/2008
Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. STB
Publish by, DAN on 27/01/2009
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to my bed. STB
Publish by, nina on 30/01/2009
