Today, my sweetheart came round to drop off some underwear which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. STB
Publish by, Dan on 18/12/2008
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Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. STB
Publish by, love on 27/01/2009
Today, I was playing with my son and his friends in the park, when I was running I said "Oh no, I can't run faster" in order to help them to catch me up, but a friend a my son answered me, "you're just too fat.", STB
Publish by, David on 02/11/2008
Today, after a hot night with a guy I met the night before, I ask him his phone number. To which he replied: "What for?" STB
Publish by, lola on 09/12/2008
Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me four months ago, telling him to come back. His answer: "feeling-wise I won't come back to you, but sexually, why not". STB
Publish by, Penny on 29/12/2008
Today, my fiance "thought I should know" that she has a $125,000 student loan debt. STB
Publish by, Arnold on 01/02/2009
Today, I had a flat tire I called my boyfriend of over a year and he told me that sucks while he was sitting at home 10 mins away from me. Instead a stranger helped me. STB
Publish by, Nil on 07/02/2009
Today, my train was late, I ran one mile to be on time at work. STB
Publish by, Paul on 10/11/2008
Today, I woke up myself and my new girlfriend by doing a massive fart in my sleep, which was the result of trying to hold in all my gas from the evening before. Life is better when you're single because you can fart when you want! Totally embarrassing, but luckily I didn't STB.
Publish by, Tommy J on 30/11/2008
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. STB
Publish by, Lolo on 24/01/2009
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my bir
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