Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". STB
Publish by, DC on 08/02/2009
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Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. STB
Publish by, Nico on 31/01/2009
Today, I drove to Bank of America to deposit money. Upon returning to my car I saw some random new scratches on the front. I proceeded to kick and rub it to try and get rid of it. Then I notice someone in the car staring at me in bewilderment. I'd parked 2 spaces away. We have the same car. STB
Publish by, Danis on 07/03/2009
Today, I went to the cinema to watch Max Payne, problem was that I sat next to a guy who spent entire time commenting on every moment of the film. STB
Publish by, Billy on 03/11/2008
Today I went to a good school friends 50th birthday party. I hadn't seen him for a few years and after a few beers we were chatting. A young lady caught my eye and I said to him, "have you seen the tits on her?", he replied, "yeah, it's my daughter". STB.
Publish by, Gav on 05/11/2008
Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. STB
Publish by, Nico on 18/12/2008
Today, I gave a hand to a charming and sweet old lady to help her cross the road. Once over to the other side, she knocked into the edge of the sidewalk and I couldn't hold on to her. She screamed "You F***** son of a bitch!" at me. STB
Publish by, Bryan on 20/12/2008
Today, my friends decided it would be funny to give me a "hickey" with a vacuum cleaner while I was passed out drunk. Not only do I have to try and explain this to my girlfriend, but we're meeting her parents for lunch this afternoon.STB
Publish by, g on 05/03/2009
Today, I started an internship in the company of my dreams. All day, I made 20 coffees and 10 teas for different managers, did lots of photocopying, and spent the rest of the day on facebook, STB
Publish by, Alex on 01/11/2008
Today I fell over in the middle of the street. Only one person out of the tens around came over to help me! STB!
Publish by, Nina on 02/12/2008
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my bir
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