TELL US YOUR STORIES TODAY - Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
I was on a night out recently and noticed a bloke wearing sunglasses, indoors and at night. We immediately decided this qualified him as an idiot, and as I'd had a few, I decided to tell him. Only then, to my horror, did I realise he was blind! STB.
Publish by, lolo on 15/11/2008
Today was a windy day. As I was walking down the street, I went to kick a carrier bag that was blowing towards me. I got my foot stuck in it, tried to free myself with the other foot, got completely tangled and fell over. At least three people saw me - how embarassing! STB!
Publish by, Indian tonic on 15/11/2008
Today I arrived at work and realised I'd forgotten a USB stick with some important documents on it. I ran a mile home to get it, but couldn't find it anywhere. It was in my coat pocket all along. STB
Publish by, Al on 18/11/2008
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. STB
Publish by, Ryan on 24/01/2009
Today, I didn't answer my cell phone. My Mom freaked out when she could not get in touch. She called the police and I did not hear the doorbell because I was sleeping. The police broke my door down.STB
Publish by, OMG on 26/01/2009
Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technolgy. STB
Publish by, Miki on 30/01/2009
Today, I told my friend about this website. Recently a couple of coworkers have been saying shit-the-bed.com, but I thought it was just random babble. So you can imagine my excitement when I realized it's real! So I told my friend and he was like "Yah we knew that like 5 months ago = News Flash to you Muahahahahah" STB
Publish by, CMF on 14/06/2010
Today, I came to this site again, only to find there had been no posts since March! STB.
Publish by, Phill on 15/08/2009
I'm a musician, and last night I was playing a concert. Everything was running late, so I sent a text to my girlfriend saying "I'll be home late, this idiot promoter's so disorganised." But I accidentally sent it to the promoter. STB.
Publish by, Eric on 08/11/2008
Today, I bought a very nice bottle of wine for my daddy's birthday, when I received the payment confirmation, I said "SHIT THE BED", I put the old address. They moved to a new house 3 month ago.STB
Publish by, Nini on 10/11/2008
