TELL US YOUR STORIES TODAY - Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
Today, my aunt and I wrapped up warm to go on a jog as we had taken up dieting. When we reached our stop, my aunt saw a corner shop and went inside panting from the exercise. We were both breathless and flushed. I waited for her outside and she returned eating chocolate. "We're meant to be dieting" I reminded her. "I am, I'm increasing my calcium intake. It's milk chocolate she told me. STB.
Publish by, faerie on 06/11/2008
I'm a musician, and last night I was playing a concert. Everything was running late, so I sent a text to my girlfriend saying "I'll be home late, this idiot promoter's so disorganised." But I accidentally sent it to the promoter. STB.
Publish by, Eric on 08/11/2008
Today, I bought a very nice bottle of wine for my daddy's birthday, when I received the payment confirmation, I said "SHIT THE BED", I put the old address. They moved to a new house 3 month ago.STB
Publish by, Nini on 10/11/2008
Today, at Soccer practice, I really tried to impress this really hot chick. In order to do so, I tried to aim a perfect shot into the top corner, owing to my less-than-brilliant skills, I hit her square in the chest, and, she cried, for a bit STB
Publish by, JoshHazan on 11/11/2008
Today, I went out with some friends the other night and after a heavy session on the drink we set off to a friend's flat to stay over, but we lost the guy in question on the way. When we got there, a girl answered the door, who we assumed was one of his flatmates. We walked straight in and sat down - before realising we were in the wrong flat! STB.
Publish by, GG on 12/11/2008
Last week I was late for a lecture at university because I couldn't unlock my own front door - I was trying the wrong key! STB.
Publish by, Jenny on 23/11/2008
Today, I argued with a boy from school over a girl. I didn't know he was a black belt judoka. I'm still in pain. STB
Publish by, dan on 11/12/2008
Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. STB
Publish by, Lisa on 20/12/2008
Today, in biology class, I kept seeing a fly mosquito buzzing past my face and I kept trying to swat at it.. only to realize that it was a ceiling sprinkler that was about 10 feet away.. I have no depth perception. STB
Publish by, Nala on 04/02/2009
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. STB
Publish by, dan on 10/02/2009
