TELL US YOUR STORIES TODAY - Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
Today, my friend told me a story about her roommate. One night her roommate went to a party and when she came back my friend asked about her night. "Great!" she slurred. "Drank l-l-loads and got the number of a c-c-cute guy". Then her roomate dragged herself to her room with help from my friend before falling asleep. The next morning the roommate appeared in the kitchen heading straight for the painkillers. "Good night" my friend hinted wanting details. STB
Publish by, dwarf on 06/11/2008
Today, running late for a job interview, I rushed off in a hurry not realizing I hadn't zipped my pants. I made it all the way through the lobby without being made, only to walk into the interview room where my prospective boss giggled and courteously pointed out that my fly was open. STB.
Publish by, bipbip on 09/11/2008
I work in a bank and this man came in who looked exactly like a guy wanted on Crimewatch... he made an appointment about a loan so I called the police and told them about the appointment. They were waiting for him when he arrived... and it wasn't the right guy! Somehow I don't think he'll be taking out the loan with us. STB.
Publish by, Logan on 12/11/2008
I was on a night out recently and noticed a bloke wearing sunglasses, indoors and at night. We immediately decided this qualified him as an idiot, and as I'd had a few, I decided to tell him. Only then, to my horror, did I realise he was blind! STB.
Publish by, lolo on 15/11/2008
Today was a windy day. As I was walking down the street, I went to kick a carrier bag that was blowing towards me. I got my foot stuck in it, tried to free myself with the other foot, got completely tangled and fell over. At least three people saw me - how embarassing! STB!
Publish by, Indian tonic on 15/11/2008
Today I arrived at work and realised I'd forgotten a USB stick with some important documents on it. I ran a mile home to get it, but couldn't find it anywhere. It was in my coat pocket all along. STB
Publish by, Al on 18/11/2008
Last week, I managed to sleep through an important meeting, because I set my alarm for 8PM instead of 8AM. Oh dear... STB.
Publish by, rick on 02/12/2008
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. STB
Publish by, Ryan on 24/01/2009
Today, I didn't answer my cell phone. My Mom freaked out when she could not get in touch. She called the police and I did not hear the doorbell because I was sleeping. The police broke my door down.STB
Publish by, OMG on 26/01/2009
Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technolgy. STB
Publish by, Miki on 30/01/2009
