Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. STB
Publish by, Emilie on 30/01/2009
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- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
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Today, I was my hotel room on Las Vegas. I ate some bad good and it messed up my stomach. Everyone went clubbin', so I stayed in the hotel room and fell asleep. As I was sleeping, I felt a fart coming on, so I tried my best, and I ended up shitting the bed. It leaked through 3 layers. It melted through the undies, passed the shorts, and straight onto the bed sheets. It was super wet. I had to put a towel over it and go back to sleep, so I actually did shit the bed. STB.
Publish by, Shitter on 19/01/2010
Today, i traveled across europe, after 4 airports, and a whole day..i unzipped my bag to find out that i had brought with me 2 bras and a par of lady nickers..... thats what you get of borrowing a travel bag from your sister. Now i know why two security guys at London airport were giggling behind the xray scanner. STB
Publish by, pete on 07/03/2010
Today my son who is 5 said to my wife" i want boobies like yours". My wife said to him "darling boys no do have boobies" he said back "but daddy does!" STB
Publish by, Jim on 03/11/2008
Today I asked my 3 year old son to come to me so that I could put his jumper on. He looked me straight in the eyes, stuck his hand out towards me and said, "talk to the hand'cos the face don't wanna listen". STB.
Publish by, Victoria on 05/11/2008
Today, my aunt and I wrapped up warm to go on a jog as we had taken up dieting. When we reached our stop, my aunt saw a corner shop and went inside panting from the exercise. We were both breathless and flushed. I waited for her outside and she returned eating chocolate. "We're meant to be dieting" I reminded her. "I am, I'm increasing my calcium intake. It's milk chocolate she told me. STB.
Publish by, faerie on 06/11/2008
Today, my friend told me a story about her roommate. One night her roommate went to a party and when she came back my friend asked about her night. "Great!" she slurred. "Drank l-l-loads and got the number of a c-c-cute guy". Then her roomate dragged herself to her room with help from my friend before falling asleep. The next morning the roommate appeared in the kitchen heading straight for the painkillers. "Good night" my friend hinted wanting details. STB
Publish by, dwarf on 06/11/2008
Today, running late for a job interview, I rushed off in a hurry not realizing I hadn't zipped my pants. I made it all the way through the lobby without being made, only to walk into the interview room where my prospective boss giggled and courteously pointed out that my fly was open. STB.
Publish by, bipbip on 09/11/2008
I work in a bank and this man came in who looked exactly like a guy wanted on Crimewatch... he made an appointment about a loan so I called the police and told them about the appointment. They were waiting for him when he arrived... and it wasn't the right guy! Somehow I don't think he'll be taking out the loan with us. STB.
Publish by, Logan on 12/11/2008
Today, I went out with some friends the other night and after a heavy session on the drink we set off to a friend's flat to stay over, but we lost the guy in question on the way. When we got there, a girl answered the door, who we assumed was one of his flatmates. We walked straight in and sat down - before realising we were in the wrong flat! STB.
Publish by, GG on 12/11/2008
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my bir
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