Today, I interviewed for a call center job making $12/hr, the only job where they called back. I used to live in a doorman luxury apartment in Manhattan with a prime skyline view and clubhouse. That was last month. STB
Publish by, bank on 31/01/2009
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Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. STB
Publish by, looser on 01/02/2009
Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response, "...I'd love to, but they're all dead." STB
Publish by, becker on 02/02/2009
Today, I went on the train to Edinburgh. A really hot girl sat next to me. Being shy and not really knowing what to do, I thought I would get my laptop out and watch a film. So I opened my laptop and to my horror I had left open the movie Anal Impact. The girl got up and walked away. Doh
Publish by, B man on 05/03/2010
Today, I took an important decision, I decided to write a text to the girl I met 2 months ago to tell her that I'm going to split with my wife, problem I sent the text to my wife. Not the better way to find out.STB
Publish by, Richard on 01/11/2008
Today, my boss gave me the keys for my first work car, all charges are included, which is a good deal. Yesterday I had my driving license cancelled for speeding, so the car will go to someone else. STB
Publish by, John on 01/11/2008
Today, I'm gone make a little shop for buy some biscuit, on the way back I realized that I've forgot my key in my room. STB
Publish by, Nico on 16/11/2008
Last week, I managed to sleep through an important meeting, because I set my alarm for 8PM instead of 8AM. Oh dear... STB.
Publish by, rick on 02/12/2008
Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. STB
Publish by, Lucy on 11/12/2008
Today, my son laughed at me when I tried to get him to put a bit more effort into his schoolwork. His grandmother had sillily given him all my shitty school reports from when I was his age. STB
Publish by, Nala on 13/12/2008
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my bir
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