Today, my boss gave me the keys for my first work car, all charges are included, which is a good deal. Yesterday I had my driving license cancelled for speeding, so the car will go to someone else. STB
Publish by, John on 01/11/2008
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Today, a work colleague came in wearing her summer dress, slightly showing her legs. I asked her what the tattoo on her calf represented. It was varicose veins. STB
Publish by, nat on 06/11/2008
Today, I'm gone make a little shop for buy some biscuit, on the way back I realized that I've forgot my key in my room. STB
Publish by, Nico on 16/11/2008
Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. STB
Publish by, Lucy on 11/12/2008
Today, my son laughed at me when I tried to get him to put a bit more effort into his schoolwork. His grandmother had sillily given him all my shitty school reports from when I was his age. STB
Publish by, Nala on 13/12/2008
Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. STB
Publish by, Emilie on 30/01/2009
I got a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was "so do you want to keep the mullet?". What mullet?! STB
Publish by, richardson on 31/01/2009
Today, I interviewed for a call center job making $12/hr, the only job where they called back. I used to live in a doorman luxury apartment in Manhattan with a prime skyline view and clubhouse. That was last month. STB
Publish by, bank on 31/01/2009
Today my son who is 5 said to my wife" i want boobies like yours". My wife said to him "darling boys no do have boobies" he said back "but daddy does!" STB
Publish by, Jim on 03/11/2008
Today I asked my 3 year old son to come to me so that I could put his jumper on. He looked me straight in the eyes, stuck his hand out towards me and said, "talk to the hand'cos the face don't wanna listen". STB.
Publish by, Victoria on 05/11/2008
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my bir
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