TELL US YOUR STORIES TODAY - Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
Today, in an attempt to go green and save money, I finally decided to use a cycle to travel to work today. After the first 20 minutes of smooth riding, I managed to break my right hand in two places and my bike will probably need to be replaced. STB
Publish by, oven on 09/11/2008
Today, running late for a job interview, I rushed off in a hurry not realizing I hadn't zipped my pants. I made it all the way through the lobby without being made, only to walk into the interview room where my prospective boss giggled and courteously pointed out that my fly was open. STB.
Publish by, bipbip on 09/11/2008
I work in a pharmacy, and a pregnant woman came in asking for some strong painkillers. I told her that, as she was pregnant, I'd have to check with the chemist first. Turns out she wasn't pregant - she was just on the large side! STB.
Publish by, Brad on 08/11/2008
I'm a musician, and last night I was playing a concert. Everything was running late, so I sent a text to my girlfriend saying "I'll be home late, this idiot promoter's so disorganised." But I accidentally sent it to the promoter. STB.
Publish by, Eric on 08/11/2008
Today, a work colleague came in wearing her summer dress, slightly showing her legs. I asked her what the tattoo on her calf represented. It was varicose veins. STB
Publish by, nat on 06/11/2008
Yesteray was my first day at work, everything going was going well, I look at the computer clock: 5:15 Brilliant! Time to leave! When I arrived home I realized that in fact were 15:15 and that I was suposed to work until 17:15 (5:15pm versus 15:15). Today my boss gave my P45. STB
Publish by, Randy on 06/11/2008
Today, I was offered the type of job that I have been trying to get for the last 7 months. Problem was that it was to replace my friend, who gave them my CV. STB.
Publish by, anonym on 05/11/2008
Today my boss asked me some advice: "Do you know what the procedure is for firing someone on a fix term contract?" I'm the only person on a fix term contract in the office.STB
Publish by, Nico on 04/11/2008
A while ago, I need to ask Al to do some amends for me. So i was lazy and did not get off my chair instead I rolled myself across the office in my chair. In resulting in me been lazy I fell flat on my arse and a massive bruise which stayed with me for a couple of weeks!Don't me lazy lol! STB!
Publish by, Char on 04/11/2008
Today, well actually it was a few weeks ago - I went on my work night out... needless to say by the time my boss showed up i was already seeing 2 of him...(not a good look for Leeds)... A quick puke in the hand in front of the entire office and I was ready to move to a club... thought it would be funny to test the arsey Harrogate bouncers and ended up getting chucked out for stealing a bottle or 2 of spirits... well I thought it was funny at the time!!! ... a bit of random grinding on the dance floor and a cry in the toilets later and I was escorted home... ...I left the country 2 weeks later... STB!! Ta for the website Alex - It looks ace. xxx
Publish by, Nina on 03/11/2008
