TELL US YOUR STORIES TODAY - Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
Today, a customer at one of my tables left his phone number and a smiley face on the credit card slip. I was completely flattered until I looked at the bottom of the slip and realized that he had left me a $0.26 tip. STB
Publish by, pear on 10/02/2009
Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response, "...I'd love to, but they're all dead." STB
Publish by, becker on 02/02/2009
Today, I have seen the money I am owed held in Japanese yen fall in sterling value by £50, and it is set to continue to fall every day until that effing bint in Japan comes back from holiday and wires me the money: STB!!!
Publish by, Tommy on 07/01/2009
Last week, I managed to sleep through an important meeting, because I set my alarm for 8PM instead of 8AM. Oh dear... STB.
Publish by, rick on 02/12/2008
I typed a really long, heartfelt email to an old friend today. Checked it through, clicked 'send', thought nothing of it. Later, I realised that my friend was right next to 'Staff' in my address book - I'd sent it to everyone at work! STB.
Publish by, STBBB on 21/11/2008
Today I arrived at work and realised I'd forgotten a USB stick with some important documents on it. I ran a mile home to get it, but couldn't find it anywhere. It was in my coat pocket all along. STB
Publish by, Al on 18/11/2008
Today was my last notice day of work, i still don't know what to do. STB
Publish by, Rod on 17/11/2008
I work in a bank and this man came in who looked exactly like a guy wanted on Crimewatch... he made an appointment about a loan so I called the police and told them about the appointment. They were waiting for him when he arrived... and it wasn't the right guy! Somehow I don't think he'll be taking out the loan with us. STB.
Publish by, Logan on 12/11/2008
Today, my train was late, I ran one mile to be on time at work. STB
Publish by, Paul on 10/11/2008
Today, in an attempt to go green and save money, I finally decided to use a cycle to travel to work today. After the first 20 minutes of smooth riding, I managed to break my right hand in two places and my bike will probably need to be replaced. STB
Publish by, oven on 09/11/2008
