TELL US YOUR STORIES TODAY - Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
Today, I was out shopping in the city where I kept getting stared at, longer than was comfortable. I stupidly thought it was because of the new shampoo I'd started using. Only when I got home did I see that a pigeon had taken a sh*t right on the crotch of my pants! STB
Publish by, Nick on 09/11/2008
Today, I went into the bank, and as I walked in a man asked me how I was. I proceeded to have a very odd conversation with him, before realising he was actually talking on a hands-free phone! STB.
Publish by, Lewis on 08/11/2008
Today, I have been wake up by a call from o2 for the second time. Would you like insurance with your phone? STB
Publish by, Zorro on 08/11/2008
Today, my friend told me a story about her roommate. One night her roommate went to a party and when she came back my friend asked about her night. "Great!" she slurred. "Drank l-l-loads and got the number of a c-c-cute guy". Then her roomate dragged herself to her room with help from my friend before falling asleep. The next morning the roommate appeared in the kitchen heading straight for the painkillers. "Good night" my friend hinted wanting details. STB
Publish by, dwarf on 06/11/2008
Today, my aunt and I wrapped up warm to go on a jog as we had taken up dieting. When we reached our stop, my aunt saw a corner shop and went inside panting from the exercise. We were both breathless and flushed. I waited for her outside and she returned eating chocolate. "We're meant to be dieting" I reminded her. "I am, I'm increasing my calcium intake. It's milk chocolate she told me. STB.
Publish by, faerie on 06/11/2008
Today, I decided to take my umbrella as it was raining cats and dogs. While pulling it out of the drawer, I pressed the open button. The sharp end of the umbrella smacked me right in the chin. Result: 4 stitches and 4 dry hours in casualty. STB.
Publish by, Bryan on 06/11/2008
Today I went to a good school friends 50th birthday party. I hadn't seen him for a few years and after a few beers we were chatting. A young lady caught my eye and I said to him, "have you seen the tits on her?", he replied, "yeah, it's my daughter". STB.
Publish by, Gav on 05/11/2008
Today, I got the giggles while messing about with my boyfriend and his mates. At the same time, I learned that after 8 months of pregnancy, involuntary urination isn't just something that happens to old ladies.STB
Publish by, Emma on 05/11/2008
Today, my mum bought me some Mickey Mouse shaped beefburgers for my meals. I am 20 years old. STB.
Publish by, Dilan on 05/11/2008
