TELL US YOUR STORIES TODAY - Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
I was driving to work on Friday, my car in dire need of a wash, when people kept hooting at me. I had no idea what I was doing wrong. When I arrived, I noticed someone had written "honk if you're horny" in the dirt on the back of the car! STB.
Publish by, LIZ on 25/11/2008
I was playing a gig last night. I arrived at the venue with everything - all my leads, a bunch of set-lists, some demo CDs to hand out... but I got the feeling something was missing. It was my guitar. STB.
Publish by, rod on 24/11/2008
I sent a letter to someone the other day. This morning, it came back through my letterbox. I wondered why it had been returned to sender, then I realised - somehow, I'd absent-mindedly written my own address on the envelope! STB.
Publish by, Justin on 23/11/2008
I was having an in-depth, heated debate with a friend yesterday. My argument was somewhat let down by my walking into a lamp-post halfway through. STB!
Publish by, Rob on 20/11/2008
Last night, I was having an odd dream. Can't quite remember what happened in it now, but at one point it involved jumping. Then I woke up - and had fallen out of bed! STB.
Publish by, jery on 20/11/2008
Last night at a bar, I went to the loo. It wasn't until I'd been in there for a good fifteen or twenty seconds, and was wondering why there were no urinals, that I realised I was in the wrong toilets! STB.
Publish by, David on 19/11/2008
Earlier, I kept getting funny looks off everyone... it took me ages to realise I'd spilt my breakfast down my front. STB.
Publish by, SHIBI on 18/11/2008
Today, I'm gone make a little shop for buy some biscuit, on the way back I realized that I've forgot my key in my room. STB
Publish by, Nico on 16/11/2008
Today was a windy day. As I was walking down the street, I went to kick a carrier bag that was blowing towards me. I got my foot stuck in it, tried to free myself with the other foot, got completely tangled and fell over. At least three people saw me - how embarassing! STB!
Publish by, Indian tonic on 15/11/2008
I was on a night out recently and noticed a bloke wearing sunglasses, indoors and at night. We immediately decided this qualified him as an idiot, and as I'd had a few, I decided to tell him. Only then, to my horror, did I realise he was blind! STB.
Publish by, lolo on 15/11/2008
