TELL US YOUR STORIES TODAY - Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
I haven't slept all night as usual because I didn't get tired. But I usually go to my room at 4am before my dad wakes up which is usually around 4:30-5:00am... I didn't realise the time and... Well... Now my arm hurts -_-
Publish by, Lucy_H on 22/12/2008
Today, I gave a hand to a charming and sweet old lady to help her cross the road. Once over to the other side, she knocked into the edge of the sidewalk and I couldn't hold on to her. She screamed "You F***** son of a bitch!" at me. STB
Publish by, Bryan on 20/12/2008
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. STB
Publish by, Lewis on 18/12/2008
Today, I take a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday. I don't like it so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I say "Do you want some? I find it disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." STB
Publish by, Alex on 13/12/2008
I did the lottery as usual this week and, to my astonishment, got four numbers! I was going to win a decent amount of money! Imagine the look on my face when I realised I was holding last week's ticket... STB.
Publish by, Jay on 06/12/2008
Today, I was walking the dog earlier. He stopped suddenly and wouldn't carry on walking... it was only when my foot started to feel warm that I realised he was urinating on my shoe! STB.
Publish by, dav on 05/12/2008
Today I fell over in the middle of the street. Only one person out of the tens around came over to help me! STB!
Publish by, Nina on 02/12/2008
I went out last night with a friend and kept buying her drinks, as I knew she'd not been out in ages. It backfired - she threw up on my shoes. STB.
Publish by, Nathan on 01/12/2008
Today, I was carrying a huge box of DVDs, when I slipped. The DVDs flew everywhere, inluding one which hit me square on the forehead and has left a mark! STB.
Publish by, max on 27/11/2008
This evening, I nearly burned the house down by not spiking a jacket potato with a fork. The kitchen filled with smoke after the potato set on fire inside the microwave! STB!
Publish by, Al on 25/11/2008
