I got a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was "so do you want to keep the mullet?". What mullet?! STB
Publish by, richardson on 31/01/2009
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- Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
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Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. STB
Publish by, Lucy on 30/01/2009
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to my bed. STB
Publish by, nina on 30/01/2009
Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. STB
Publish by, Emilie on 30/01/2009
Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technolgy. STB
Publish by, Miki on 30/01/2009
Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". STB
Publish by, Lucy on 26/01/2009
Today, I didn't answer my cell phone. My Mom freaked out when she could not get in touch. She called the police and I did not hear the doorbell because I was sleeping. The police broke my door down.STB
Publish by, OMG on 26/01/2009
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. STB
Publish by, anonym on 25/01/2009
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. STB
Publish by, Ryan on 29/12/2008
Today, I found out who'd been smoking MY weed in MY room. It wasn't my little brother. It was my parents. STB
Publish by, Arnold on 29/12/2008
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my bir
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