TELL US YOUR STORIES TODAY - Your stories must always starts by " Today " and ends with " STB ".
- Story written in SMS language or with too many spelling mistakes will be refused.
- Only Shit the bed stories are allowed, so no commercial, spamming or other.
Today, me and couple of friends were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car at 30 that had stopped to help her. STB
Publish by, Brook on 23/03/2009
Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. STB
Publish by, Little_bunny on 23/03/2009
Today, I was going over to my friends house for dinner, (it was my birthday) when I walked in everyone yelled surprise and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me she said "wrong person guys, turn off the lights". STB
Publish by, nick on 08/03/2009
Today, I drove to Bank of America to deposit money. Upon returning to my car I saw some random new scratches on the front. I proceeded to kick and rub it to try and get rid of it. Then I notice someone in the car staring at me in bewilderment. I'd parked 2 spaces away. We have the same car. STB
Publish by, Danis on 07/03/2009
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. STB
Publish by, noan on 05/03/2009
Today, I had a flat tire I called my boyfriend of over a year and he told me that sucks while he was sitting at home 10 mins away from me. Instead a stranger helped me. STB
Publish by, Nil on 07/02/2009
Today, I realized that I know more about Paris Hilton's cervix than how my government is run. STB
Publish by, Lucy on 04/02/2009
Today, I got an email from the local D
Publish by, Lisa on 02/02/2009
Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. STB
Publish by, looser on 01/02/2009
Today, I interviewed for a call center job making $12/hr, the only job where they called back. I used to live in a doorman luxury apartment in Manhattan with a prime skyline view and clubhouse. That was last month. STB
Publish by, bank on 31/01/2009
